Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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