i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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