508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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