If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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