This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.