yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious