Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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