last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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