I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.