I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009