I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later