So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My vagina is officially offended.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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