then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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