can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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