Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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