lets start a swedish sibling band together
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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