God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize