My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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