had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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