He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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