did you get engaged???
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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