I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
The ass gains better be worth it
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