So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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