What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
