you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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