We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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