i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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