So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
