His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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