i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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