belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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