Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The uberlube is also flammable
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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