he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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