its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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