i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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