Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
it glows. i had to have it.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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