so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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