Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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