hell yes lets make some ravioli
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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You're like the curious george of whores
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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