So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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