True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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