If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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