That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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