Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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