I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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