just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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