What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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