Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
