There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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