But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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