i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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