the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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