i don't like sucking hair
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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