Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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