Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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