My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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