I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Watching her eat just hurts me
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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